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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

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lolsomeone-actually:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

Maiaiaiane

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When someone asks me to do something right after I sit down.

onlylolgifs:

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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